December 2008
17 posts
“Our priorities, man, are so screwed up. We spend so much on the military, we’re...”
– Jon Stewart, 14th Annual Young Comedians Special (1991) (via theengineer) (via inothernews) (via srsly) (via platypodes)
“…the study found that consumers appear to be listening less than they were...”
– via bol and businesswire
i had a feeling that new music was mostly crap
:D
How many of IMDB's Top 250 have you seen? →
via platypodes:
8.8%
43.6%
i’m pretty happy about that, need to see stacks more obvi… i remember going through that list when i had my shoulder reconstruction, it really helped me kill the days…
“If I’m not laughing at your joke, complimenting your insight, or leading the...”
– via better - kung fu grippe
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
– Winnie the Pooh (via lickystickypicky) (via professionalwidow)
“just defined the scale of awesome as kinda awesome, pretty awesome, awesome, and...”
– via zadi
burn after reading was hilarious
[after having found a CD they believe contains files of the CIA]
Linda Litzke: You should put up a note in the ladies locker room.
Chad Feldheimer: Put up a note? "Highly classified shit found: Raw intelligence shit, CIA shit?" Hello, anybody lose their secret CIA shit? I don't think so!
“…I stopped tryin’ to write the...
“Don’t say you love somebody and then change your mind. Love isn’t...”
– Natalie, age 9 via finallyseeing
November 2008
18 posts
low speed police chase in australia →
“…Four officers used batons and capsicum spray to remove him. They found a 750-millilitre jar around his penis and noted that Weatherley attempted to continue “pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling”. A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women’s stockings and a Jack Russell terrier…”